The Invention of Tai Chi

Browsing through the 4th term newsletter of a local silk & choreography tai chi school, my eye was drawn to an article outlining the origins of tai chi.
The author proffered that tai chi was ‘invented’ by Chen Wang Ting about 350 years ago.

Such a revelation pricked my inclination for mischief and I imagined Chen Wang Tang toiling away in his back shed.
Mrs. Chen yelling from the kitchen, ” Dinner’s almost ready dear”.
” Be there in 10 minutes my little Lotus Bud”
” What are you doing in there? All that hammering and sawing,” she added.
” I’m inventing tai chi my little Plum Blossom, it’s almost finished, ” Chen replied.

20 minutes later.

Mrs. Chen stomps down the garden path and knocks impatiently on the workshop door, ” Chen, get your sorry ass out of there and drag it to the table now. Your noodles are getting cold. ”
” This is really important work my love. One day my invention will even be used by Jake Mace. ”
” You haven’t been talking to that crack-pot from the hills again. What’s his name … ?”
” Zhang, Zhang Sanfeng,” Chen chimed in. ” He’s not a crack-pot, hes a monk. ”
” He fills your head with silly ideas. Snakes, birds and wizardry. I bet he’s behind this new invention. Wasn’t it him who inspired you to stick needles in your face? I hope you are going to patent this invention. You know what the Chinese are like, they’ll copy it and before you know it, you’ll be able to buy it everywhere on-line”.

2 months later.

Announcer: ” Welcome to the annual All-China Inventor of the Year awards. 1670 has been a particularly strong year for Inventions and here are the nominations.
Zhao Yun Xi from Anhui Province for his teeth cleaning device dubbed the Bristle Toothbrush.
Jiao Yu from Zhejiang Province for his Exploding Canon Balls.
Yue Jiao Long from Fujian for the tasty creation he’s named Ketchup.
Chen Wang Ting from Henan Province for his strange confluence of martial art and meditation, Taijiquan.

And the winner is – Chen Wang Ting for Taijiquan.
Unfortunately Chen was unable to attend tonight’s event but accepting on his behalf is Mr. Yang Lu Chan.”

Merry Xmas to all brothers and sisters of the faith and a huge thank you to Sifu for ‘re-inventing’ tai chi so profoundly in most of our lives.

The Legacy of Lim

I first meet Lim Lai Leong in November of 1997.
I was returning from the world championships in Italy and had elected to stop off in Penang, West Malaysia, for 5 nights of R & R.

It was a strange time. I had been selected to represent my country in Tai Chi and everyone was full of praise but I felt completely empty and inadequate. The movements may have looked ok but the art of Tai Chi was technically beyond me. I didn’t really know what to do about it because my Instructor at the time, despite his high profile, was either unwilling or unable to teach with any depth.

The Penang Esplanade was one place the local Chinese people would gather in the morning to practice Tai Chi. On the 3rd morning I decided to go down and join in. The locals always love it when a Westerner can do Tai Chi and they were almost overwhelming with their adulations. One lady said that I must meet her Master and that he would be amazed to see a white man in Penang who can do such good tai chi.

Master Lim
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She asked me to come back the next morning and she would get her Master to come down and meet me.

The next morning I could see him watching me from the shade of a tree. After completing a form I was introduced to Master Lim Lai Leong. He looked stern and aloof. He shook his head.
“There are lots of things not quite properly. You are not very good”, he told me.
I felt like screaming out Hallelujah, tell me something I don’t know. I knew at that moment that this was the start of something. I asked him if he would be willing to teach me.
He told me to come to his house at 9 am and we would start training.
I did and we trained all day until 6 pm in 33 degree heat with 100% humidity. It was wonderful. It was real. I came back for more training the next morning but had to fly out that afternoon. All I thought about on the flight back to Australia was how quickly I could get back to Penang.

In 1998 I took Veronica and we went 3 times. Lim methodically deconstructed our empty techniques and replaced them with foundation and knowledge.

For the next ten years we visited Penang as often as possible and we also brought many students from Melbourne to be taught by Master Lim.

We look back over those years with great fondness. Apart from the quality tai chi tuition from Lim, there were some wonderful times we had with fellow students and our tour groups. Of course everything we did was made all the more special by being in one of the most unique and historic cities in Asia – George Town, Penang. Everyday was like walking around on a movie set and we fell hopelessly in love with the place and its people.

We trained in a neglected old Chinese Shophouse on Hutton Lane that Lim rented for a song. The Penang rent act forbid landlords charging more than a pittance, which in turn allowed the local people to live and work in the inner city. I recall the hundreds of hours we spent training barefoot on the 100 year old concrete tiles that graced the shophouse floor. The sweat would pour down our arms and drip off our elbows and wrists onto the tiles. Every half hour we’d take a break to drink a bottle of water and mop the puddles of sweat from the floor.

Rio, Lim & Veronica – 2007

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There are many great memories of Lim too. Some funny, some serious and some sad.
Lim didn’t drink. He believed every man should leave at least one vice alone. He was a fighter and often talked about wiping the floor of several opponents at a time. It would be a brave man to dispute the validity of any of his stories. He mellowed with age and channeled all his fighting knowledge into the internal arts. He approached Tai Chi with a fanatical zeal. He would stand in the Zhan Zhuang stance for hours or sit for half a day in the lotus position. Lim expected his students to have the same dedication. The local Chinese were a big disappointment to him. They wouldn’t train hard enough. It was only the ‘Foreigners’ who were willing to practice for hours on end and pay him a fair wage for his knowledge.

Lim taught with enthusiasm and honesty. He wouldn’t hesitate to tell you that you were lazy or fat. He loved detail. Refining one move could take days. He was inventive too. I remember him grabbing a towel from a wall hook, excitedly wrapping it around Veronica’s neck and pulling both ends tightly while explaining how ‘anything’ could be used as a weapon. Veronica’s look of utter surprise turned to horror as she slowly turned blue. I had to explain to Lim that choking my partner to death was probably not in the best interests of any of us. He realised what he was doing and let go.

Lim smoked. He was typical of the old Chinese Masters. They spend their lives honing their bodies and yet appear oblivious to the horrendous affect smoking will have on them. We were forever berating him for his filthy habit.
One year, after we arrived in Penang, Lim was so proud of himself telling us he had given up smoking. We were delighted and made a huge effort to praise him.
We went back to his place and as we were talking he started packing a pipe. When we tackled him he continued to assert that he had given up smoking, this was only a pipe. He lit it up and puffed away for the whole time we sat there.

Material possessions meant nothing to Lim. He really was a man of simple pleasures. We learned that the hard way.
In 1998 we brought him a gift. It was a souvenir Australian plate with indigenous animals glazed onto the rim. We later heard that he threw it out the window the next day. In 1999 we brought him a cigarette lighter with his name engraved on the side. He opened the box, uttered the words ‘Ronson’ and then tossed it on the floor. He gave it away to a student. In 2000 we brought him an envelope with money in it.

Going out to dinner with Lim was always an anti-social event. He loved Winston Coffee Garden. It was a Chinese hawker area on Anson Rd. where young female singers would wail away on a stage set up in front of the tables. Lim would sit down, pull out a Chinese newspaper and spend the evening catching up on local and foreign events. When he had finished the paper, he would just get up and go.

He was a loveable rat-bag and a rattling good teacher. All of us foreign students accepted him unconditionally. Underneath the tough, often tactless exterior was a man who lived for tai chi and gave all that he knew to his trusted students. We were always grateful to be in his presence.

In 2007, Lim’s years of smoking cigarettes finally caught up with him. He developed throat cancer. He stopped teaching and we watched the disease shake his spirit.  He had moved to a dingy dwelling in a side street off Hutton Lane. He refused to be operated on. He coughed a lot and spat the sins of his past into a ceramic spittoon. He breathed through a hole they’d drilled in his neck.
The last time we saw him was standing in his doorway to wave us goodbye. He still looked proud as he gently rotated his naked wiry upper body over solid hips. He never stopped practicing. After all the years we spent with Lim, my most enduring memory of him is watching him still moving like a tai chi Master in that doorway as we rode away.

We never saw him again. He simply disappeared. Nobody knew where he went. There were strong rumours about a long lost son taking him to Singapore for surgery.

Lim Lai Leong had a profound affect upon us and on our school. His style of Tai Chi is our lineage. We want to believe he is still alive somewhere and continuing to perfect the art he loved so much.

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Tai Chi is not Funny

I have had the pleasure of meeting some witty ‘tai chi’ people over the years.
Joe Sweeney, Gary Jackson, Liu De Ming and Don Gray are four who readily spring to mind.
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An hour at the Cove Hotel with the Patterson Lakes tai chi crew can be very amusing. Listening to the likes of Robyn , Jen or Peter the Magnificent will almost certainly guarantee you the hiccups.
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Tai chi attracts humourous people but tai chi itself is not funny.
When practising tai chi you need to maintain a serious disposition.
I have seen a few people over the years who can smile as they do their forms.
I’m not sure if they realise that they’re breaking the important 11th principal of tai chi.
I am jealous though, I would love to be able to smile and not lose my balance.
So now I’m thinking, there must have been some funny moments in my tai chi life.
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Many years ago I do recall doing Qi Gong in a beautiful Melbourne park with one of the most famous tai chi masters in the world. He shall remain nameless but a private lesson with this gentleman would set you back a cool $500.
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We stood with hands on dan tien, eyes closed, postures adjusted in turn by said master. He articulated our good fortune to be standing in a beautiful place surrounded by trees, the birds singing, the sun’s rays caressing our relaxed bodies. It was a perfect setting and Master X continued to highlight the verdant setting and soothing birdsong.
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Eventually the session came to an end and we opened our eyes just in time to see Master X pick up a rock and hurl it at two birds on a nearby bough. The little birds didn’t budge so he bent over to pick up another missile. A loud ripping noise ensued as Master X’s fine silk pants split from ipod to mingmen.
We almost died laughing as we watched him scurry off to find some new daks.
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As a tour leader on the RAT 2004 China Tour I continually reiterated the need for punctuality. All tour members must be on time for the bus. It’s only courtesy toward your fellow travellers.
As always, this group were great and everything went smoothly.
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We visited the Shanghai museum.
‘Everybody must be back on the bus by 4pm’, I decreed.
Don Gray and I ( they nick-named us the Prostate Brothers ) went looking for a toilet as usual.
Mission accomplished we wondered through the extensive halls of the famous museum……….
When God was handing out the ‘funny genes’ his hand must have slipped as Don went past and literally showered him with comical DNA. He is an entertainment complex on legs. I found myself spending as much time as possible in his company. Partly because he’s just a great bloke but also because he’s so funny.
Don talks to everyone. One day he held up about 1000 Chinese tourists while he tried to close the gates to the Forbidden City.
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On another occasion the tour group visited a Beijing house to meet a local resident and learn about his life. We got mobbed by street hawkers trying to sell their wares as we wound our way through the Hutongs to get to this house. We entered the house courtyard and realised that Don was no longer with us. No matter, he often disappeared and finished up being invited home by a local Chinese family. Language differences didn’t seem to matter, the Chinese loved him.
We sat quietly listening to an elderly gentleman relating his life story through an interpreter. Fifteen minutes later the door to the courtyard swings open and in walks Don carrying about 30 boxes of Chinese Calligraphy sets.
“I know they ripped me off but they were such nice people.”
We laughed until we were nearly sick.
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After visiting a few cities in China we sailed down the Li River to Yangshuo. As we approached the town you could see people herding cattle, harvesting rice, wheeling carts and fishing with cormorants. Don walked over to me on the boat deck and said.
“This is fair dinkum China. They’re not muckin’ around here”.
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………… Back to the museum. I lost Don, it doesn’t take much. He just wonders off and talks to people.
I found him in the Bronze age chatting away to a well dressed gentleman.
“This is blah blah blah, Curator of the museum”, he said, introducing me.
“He does tai chi”.
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So here we are, in the middle of the most famous Museum in China, doing the Beijing 24 Forms with the ‘Manager’ , as Don called him. We went through several other forms followed by a round robin pushing hands tournament that attracted quite a crowd. We were having a great time until I heard Veronica screaming my name from somewhere.
“What the hell are you doing? We’ve been sitting on the bus for over half an hour waiting for you”.
We got marched out of there and back onto a very cold bus. Fortunately Don had them all laughing again within minutes.
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My favourite tai chi story concerns my son.
He’s now 24 years old but at the tender age of 6 he used to watch his old man practising tai chi.
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When I first started teaching tai chi I would stand in front of the mirror and talk as though I was in front of a class.
My son Eamon would come into the room and play with his toys while I practised.
I would perform the Lotus Relaxation exercise while vocalising each move.
Turtle treads water, white crane spreads wings, lotus turns to face the wind etc.
Eamon would be engrossed in his toys and apparently ignoring me.
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One day I came home from work a bit earlier than usual. I walked toward the bedroom and stopped short of walking in.
I could here Eamon in there talking. I crept closer and peered around the corner.
Eamon was standing in front of the mirror going through the Lotus. His little mate Brian Murphy was following him through the form.
I was staggered to hear him calling out the names of each move exactly in the right order.
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Things suddenly went a bit pear shaped around the middle of the form.
There’s a move where you have to get into a half squat position and circle your hands. It’s called Snow Rabbit Sits on Haunches.
Eamon got to that part of the form and it came out of his little 6 year old mouth as:
Snow Rabbit Shits Unconscious.
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From that moment forth the move has been called Gathering the Qi.
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I think tai chi can be a little bit funny.
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Tai Chi or Chai Tea?

“I thought Tai Chi was a spiritual thing, like Yoga”

“Isn’t Tai Chi just for health?”
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“A martial art? How can you fight in slow motion?”
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What is synchronised swimming doing at the Olympics?
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Swimming against the tide
The wave of people washing blind
They are just a ripple
The real rip is caused by the storm of converted souls
The Tai Chi enthusiasts
Yesterday’s students
Today’s teachers
Passing on the diluted piddle they should rename – Chai Tea.
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Why can I not defend myself using Tai Chi?
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A: Because you are not prepared to stand in the Zhang Zhuang for 1 hour a day.
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A: Because you don’t practise stepping for 1 hour per day.
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A: Because you don’t travel to China and stay there for 5 years studying every day for 6 hours with a Master.
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A: Because you don’t train the applications over and over and over again with a partner.
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A: Because you don’t know what ‘Duifang’ means.
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A: Because you are SOFT. Because you are not soft.
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A: Because you haven’t done 10,000 hours.
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These Masters, these Chinese men and women who breathe Tai Chi from childhood
Unhitched by ego
Pure power
Pure physics
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I also like watching Tai Chi gymnastics
Pure Chai Tea
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Some relevant quotes:
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Courage first; power second; technique third.
 ~ Author unknown

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
~ Bruce Lee

Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
~ Theodore Roosevelt

“Persistence is the twin sister of excellence.
 One is a matter of quality; the other a matter of time.”

“There is no superiority or inferiority of style, only the distinctions between the practitioners.”

“The one who has conquered himself is a far greater hero than he who has defeated a thousand times a thousand men.” – The Dhammapada

“You’ve got to learn your instrument. Then, you practice, practice, practice. And then, when you finally get up there on the bandstand, forget all that and just wail.” – Charlie Parker

“First you have to be hit to know how to defend.”- unknown